This week is passing quickly and I feel that we have finished a few long standing jobs. Our contractor completed the painting job yesterday and we are glad. DAD.
I am going to proceed with care again this morning again as I do not want to get in any trouble again, it can slip upon you so quickly, I am not planning to do very much today. My golf cart is acting up so I may take it to the shop for new batteries, and when you talk about batteries you are talking about lots of money, but without my golf cart I would have to give up.
We need to look at the weather report for 37920 and see what is ahead for us.
Isolated thunderstorms. Hot and humid. High 33C. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Becoming partly cloudy with isolated thunderstorms developing during the afternoon. Hot and humid. High 93F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. 40% chance of rain.
I think that I smell coffee perking and I am in need of a cup, what about you ? I so wish that all of us coffee drinkers could sit down together this morning and enjoy our coffee it would taste so much better. You know that might happen just think about what has happened in the last 50 years ( We went to the moon ) Ha Ha just joking. DAD
These are really cute............
Children Are Quick: JOAN SENT THIS TO dad
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Lye , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
" Love every body "
BYE BYE DAD